Say what, Mike Huckabee??

Holy seething shit, Batman! According to that flabby sack of dreck, Mike Huckabee, I’m merely a tiny-brained female who is completely helpless in the face of my raving libido and must desperately beg my sugar daddy government (aka “Uncle Sugar”) for birth control pills so I can indulge in wild monkey sex all day, every day…? Must…. <pant, pant> have… <grunt, drool> SEX!!!!!

Whoa!Image

Did you notice that entire flood of stupid did not contain a single word about men being sluts (what is a male slut anyway??) for demanding drugs like Viagra and Cialis – drugs with a single purpose: to enable men to have sex – from their Uncle Sugar? Nor did he have anything to say about drugs like AndroGel or Axiron – drugs that boost a man’s testosterone so they can be all manly men again?

Why not, Huck? Why are men entitled to have recreational sex any old time they want and still remain fine, upstanding (sorry for the pun) members of the community – and that their recreational sex drugs must be paid for by their insurance companies? And why, Professor Huckabee, isn’t the religious community pitching a fit about their insurance coverage for their employees covering recreational sex drugs for men? Isn’t that like sort of against all that Biblical prohibition of fornication and suchlike?¬†

But if I want to take birth control pills in order to prevent a pregnancy once a year and/or control painful and debilitating side effects of menstruation (which, in my case, included nausea, vomiting, constipation/diarrhea and extreme joint pain for 3 days a month)…I’m a slut? With the terrible dysmenorrhea I suffered from – I would have been taking the pill if I was a nun living in a convent! But, according to the Buy-bull, I have to suffer because I was weak and listened to that talking snake? Um… whut?

Well, I’m just a little woman and I don’t know these things. I must leave the tough questions to the wise men to answer. (Oh, god, that much snark is painful!)

Good grief. I’m so sick of these ignorant assholes – next thing they’ll be resurrecting the theory that if I have a uterus, I’m “hysterical.” <eyeroll>

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: