Yep. Call me General Leftside, because I just declared war on ‘teh stupid.’
Teabaggers, you had better worry, because I’m coming after you with everything I’ve got. I’ve got brains. And I’ve got facts – lots and lots of facts. (Facts work on teabaggers like garlic works on vampires and silver bullets work on werewolves.) I’ve also got a big mouth and I know how to use it.
So you had better be afraid – but what am I saying? You teabaggers are already experts at being afraid, aren’t you? You live in fear 24/7/365, don’t you?
You’re afraid of women — ooooh, scary vaginas and uteruses are going to eat you right up!! You’re afraid of atheists. We atheists don’t have to be afraid of your vengeful murdering God – so we have nothing to lose. You’re afraid of brown people – they’re out to steal your jobs, rape your wimminfolk and take your freedumbs away!!
Consider this the first shot fired in the War on Stupid. And I’m going to keep fighting until every one of you mind-numbingly, disastrously stupid em-effing teabaggers bites the dust.
You think Wisconsin was bad? Just you wait, baggas – it’s going to get worse. Much, much worse.