I’m Declaring War on Stupid

Yep. Call me General Leftside, because I just declared war on ‘teh stupid.’

Teabaggers, you had better worry, because I’m coming after you with everything I’ve got. I’ve got brains. And I’ve got facts – lots and lots of facts. (Facts work on teabaggers like garlic works on vampires and silver bullets work on werewolves.) I’ve also got a big mouth and I know how to use it.

So you had better be afraid – but what am I saying? You teabaggers are already experts at being afraid, aren’t you? You live in fear 24/7/365, don’t you?

You’re afraid of women — ooooh, scary vaginas and uteruses are going to eat you right up!! You’re afraid of atheists. We atheists don’t have to be afraid of your vengeful murdering God – so we have nothing to lose. You’re afraid of brown people – they’re out to steal your jobs, rape your wimminfolk and take your freedumbs away!!

Consider this the first shot fired in the War on Stupid. And I’m going to keep fighting until every one of you mind-numbingly, disastrously stupid em-effing teabaggers bites the dust.

You think Wisconsin was bad? Just you wait, baggas – it’s going to get worse. Much, much worse.

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Leftside Annie on April 9, 2011 at 3:12 pm

    It’s simple. Most of them ARE.

    Excessive taxation? BULLSHIT.

    Corporations in the United States pay less in taxes than you or I do. Where’s the outrage? President Obama LOWERED our middle-class taxes. Why aren’t the morons happy about that? They ought to give him credit for trying! Hell, they’re so filled with hate they won’t even believe it.

    Tired of our national debt? BULLSHIT. Where were these morons when George Bush put 2 unnecessary wars on our national credit card – where they didn’t show up on the budget? Obama simply put them back into the budget, and these morons blame him for what George Bush – and every other Republican before him – did. Look it up. Our economy has ALWAYS done better under Democratic presidents.

    Respecting our Constitution? BULLSHIT. Where were these morons when George Bush called the Constitution, “just a goddamned piece of paper”…?

    Hmmm? Where were they then?

    I’ll tell you where they were. They were driving their SUV’s with their “support the troops” bumperstickers to church.

    It was only when a black man and a Democrat got elected to their WHITE House that they got upset. Because a black man had gotten himself elected to their WHITE House.

    When their howling and frothing is supported by the FACTS, I might give them some respect. Until then, they are stupid racist assholes, and I’m declaring war on them.

    You’re damned right it’s just easier to label the Teabaggers as dumb, evil, xenophobic – you forgot racist – morns. It’s because they ARE.

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  2. Posted by only (okuncut) on April 23, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    yeah!

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  3. Posted by only (okuncut) on April 23, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    shoot heard round the world

    Reply

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